Erik: "Wait! I actually have something to do before this ends..."
Grey: "O-kay..."
Erik: "This shouldn't take too long."
Erik: "Rosina Vallecheti-"
Rosina: "Vallecheto."
Erik: "Sorry. Let me start over... Rosina Vallechto, please come up here."
Nwa: "What's going on?!"
Erik: "Rosina, darling, I know we haven't known each other for long-"
Calphurnia: "4 days to be exact."
Erik: "Thank you, Calphurnia... I know we haven't known each other for long, but I feel like we really had a deep connection during those 4 awesome days I was here... and because of that, um, wooh, it's getting hot in here... anyway, because of this..."
Erik: "Rosina..."
Rosina: "OH MY GAWD!!"
Erik: "Will you marry me?"
Everyone: *gasps*
Cameron: "Wow!"
Rosina: "YES, YES, OF COURSE I'LL MARRY YOU!!"
Erik: "Wait, really?!"
Chasity: *facepalm* "Seriously? They've known each other for not even 4 days... this is going to end REAL good, I can just tell... probably with Rosina murdering him... kind of like a situation that's going to happen real soon, later tonight..."
Rosina: "Oh, Erik! I love you!!"
Erik: "I love you too, babe!"
Cop Lady: "Oh, isn't that just so cute?"
Rosina: "What the hell are you doing here again?!"
Cop Lady: "Oh, well... if you insist... after looking at the documentations of this show, the Producers notified as about a contestant in particular... an immigrant. The United States Immigration and Naturalization Service sent me over to fetch them... I call for... FABIO FARFEILD!"
Rosina: "What?! You're mad, you know that, lady? And you just ruined the proposal my fiance just did."
Fabio: "Oh c***."
Cop Lady: "Well, he crossed the border illegally over 20 years ago, and laws law. And YOU'RE the crazy one, talking to a cop the way you are talking to me... I could just arrest you right now for mouthing off to authority."
Rosina: "Why you-"
Cop Lady: "Oh shut up."
Cop Lady: "You're coming with me sir."
Rosina: "Hey b****!"
Cop Lady: "... wait out by the car."
Cop Lady: "What did you just say to me?"
Rosina: "I said, 'b****'. Got a problem with that? What are you going to do now, arrest me? HA!"
Cop Lady: "Yeah, I just might!"
Rosina: "I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY THEN, YOU HIDEOUS CHIMPANZEE!!"
Cop Lady: "Woah! Back off! You know what, I've had enough, little lady. I'd had enough of your little games. You're going to come with me, and you'll no longer be with your little fiance here... oh, wait- I forgot!! You don't like it when I say the word, 'little', now DO you?"
Rosina: *whack*
Cop Lady: "OH HELL NO!!"
*Screeches*
*Various hair-pulling*
Rosina: "I KEEL YOU!!"
Rosina: "HA! Look who's better now, bee-otch!!!"
Cop Lady: *groans*
*Copy Lady gets up, and runs out the door*
Cop Lady (into walkie-talkie): "I'M GOING TO NEED BACK-UP HERE!"
Chasity: "Stop Rosina!! What the hell do you think you're doing?! You've taken things too far this time!!"
Rosina: "Oh, god. Here she comes, savior of the century. You know what, I think it's time to teach you a lesson as well..."
*Rosina strikes*
*Chasity dodges*
Chasity: "That the best you got?!"
*Chasity punches Rosina on the side of the head*
Chasity: "Take that!"
Calphurnia: "OH MY!"
*Everyone gasps in shock*
Cameron: "Wow. That was incredible! You just knocked her out cold! You look so hot right now, babe. That was amazing."
*Chasity spins around*
Chasity: "OH! And then there's you... you remember what I said the last time I saw, if you were to ever come within 50 yards of me again?!?"
Cameron: "No... But let's just forget about that, and start afresh!! I've missed you so much, sugar-cakes!"
Chasity: "NO! YOU STOP RIGHT THERE!! DON'T EVER CALL ME 'BABE' OR 'SUGAR-CAKES'!!! You've had your chance with me, and you wasted it. Tough luck."
Cameron: "But, Chas-honey!"
Chasity: "I'm sorry, but, I have to do this... I made a promise to myself..."
Cameron: "Do what, exactly...?"
Chasity: "RIP YOUR F****** THROAT OUT, YOU IDIOT!"
Cameron: "Ug... gleh... can't breathe- huh!"
Lyla: "Chasity, stop!! You're going to kill him!"
*Releases him and throws him on the ground*
Cameron: *takes a big gulp of air*
Chasity: "You shouldn't have hurt me, Cameron."
Cameron: *rubs neck* "You, you.... you monster!!"
Cop Lady: "EVERYONE STOP RIGHT THERE!!"
Cop Lady: "Get her body, take her into the car."
Cop Lady: "As for you, missy... last time I saw you two, you were lovers... now you're trying to kill him? You're coming with me. Put your hands behind your back."
Chasity: "I'LL FIND YOU AGAIN, CAMERON! AND NEXT TIME, I'M GOING TO MURDER YOU!!!"
Cop Dude: "Okay, I got her, let's take them both to the car."
"AHHHHH!!!!"
"WHAT THE HELL?!"
"IT'S AN ATTACK! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!"
Random High Authority Figure Dude (let's just call him "X" ;D): "Why hello there!! Did you like my grand entrance?"
Grey: "Not you again.... Now what? Do you have another marvelous plan to steal one of my contestants again?"
X: "Actually...."
Cop Lady: "I'm glad you came, commander!! But I assure you that everything is now under control."
X: "Oh, is it? Well, that's good, then. Guess you don't need my help?"
Cop Lady: "Nope, we are all set- got a few people we're taken to jail now-"
X: "Wait... is that you, Officer Cooper?!"
Cameron: "What?! Who? Me? No..." *whistles nonchalantly*
X: "Oh my god, it is you!! What are you doing here in America?! Why aren't you at home in Australia?"
Cameron: "OH.... no reason. Just felt like I wanted to join this show, that's all..."
X: "Well, it's nice to see you again, mate! I haven't visited my mom there since I left to come here in America, so I can become part of the FBI. If I remember correctly... you were having some problems, no? Ah, yes, I remember now- you were fired because everyone was getting tired of your selfishness... it's alright though, because they hired you back again, didn't they?"
Cameron: "Um... yes, nice to see you too. It has been awhile... and yes, I got fired, but after a few months they put me back on the job. Dumb idiots should have never fired me in the first place..."
Cop Lady: "Wait... aren't you that one guy I arrested a few weeks ago? Yes, you are!! You're the one who stole that ladies car and took off with it!"
Cameron: "No, no, no, you got it wrong- it was the other guy who took it, remember? I'm innocent!!"
X: "Is this true, Cameron? You can't possibly be a criminal working in the police force, could you?"
Cameron: "YES! I mean... no...."
X: "Wait, you couldn't be!! We knew each other for too long!! You were never the type to strike me as a bad person, you were always so dedicated to the law!"
Cameron: "Fine, if you really want to know... when they fired me, I got mad. So, I started to do some stupid stuff... nothing big, just little things... so they hired me again to track this new criminal down- what they didn't know, was that they hired the criminal himself!! What idiots!! In their faces!!"
X: "I can't believe I'm hearing this!! But wait a second... if you were just doing little things like stealing cars from time to time, why did they need you to track down this new criminal? It's not like you did anything really bad.... right? It's not like you were the person to infiltrate one of our bases and kill 4 of our guards, right?" *laughs*
Lyla: "Maybe it was him... after all, you said you found some evidence leading to the fact that the person who did that entered this show do to some airplane tickets or something... it wasn't me, so maybe it WAS Cameron?"
Cop Lady: "And now that I think about it... it wasn't him who stole the car, he got away. But the person who was convicted of the crime looked a lot like him... so maybe it could have been him after all?"
Cameron: "Um... ahhahahah... Okay, jokes over!! I was just kidding.... LOL!! CAN YOU JUST LEAVE ME ALONE NOW?!!?"
X: "I'm sorry I have to do this Cameron, but I'm going to have to take you in for questioning, and-"
Remy: "HEY LOOK EVERYONE I FOUND A GUN IN ROSINA'S PURSE!!!!!!!!"
Everyone: "AHHHHHHH!!!"
Calphurnia: "OH MY GAWSH, REMY!! What are you doing?! Put the gun down right this instant, it is not a toy to play with!!"
Remy: "It's okay, my imaginary friend, Bob, and I always play with air guns, so what's the big deal?" *swings gun around, everyone screams*
Cameron: "This is going to be my chance to leave..."
X: "HEY!!! YOU GET BACK HERE CAMERON COOPER!!"
Cop Lady: "Okay, this is what we're going to do, Remy. Very slowly, you're going to drop you're weapon... you see, I have a gun myself too, so if you try and shoot anyone, I'm going to have to shoot you too... we don't want that now, now do we?"
Remy: "I... I- I DON'T KNOW!!! WAAAAAAAAAHHH!! I'M SO CONFUSED!! I JUST WANT TO PLAY WITH THE GUN!! OOH! I got a plan!!"
Remy: "RUNNNNNNNNN!!!! THE GAME OF COPS AND BAD GUYS CONTINUE!! YOU GOT ME LAST TIME, BUT I BET YOU CAN'T CATCH ME THIS TIME!!"
Cop Lady: "Oh you little devil of a brat!! Get back here!!"
Grey: "Well, that about wraps it up!! Thank you for joining us this season, and I hope to see you next season as well!! Have a nice night!"
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