Day 22
Nocturne: "YES!! Not one, but TWO suckers were eliminated last night during the Execution!! How awesome is that? That just means I'm one step closer to discovering the Mole, and one step closer to winning the entire pot..."
Calphurnia: "Holy. Crap!! Like, did everyone see what happened last night? Like, did the cameras actually get it all?! I'm just making sure, because that was the most EPIC Execution EVER!!! That was so intense!! First off, before we even BEGIN, Rosina gets removed from the game for bringing her gun to the show- what an idiot!! She got was she deserved, since she's a total b****! Secondly, Cameron QUITS the show for just a little bit of money... what a phony! Sorry Chasity, but you should have never trusted a jack*** like him. But wow... I just want to see that whole thing again, it was so amazing!!!"
Lyla: "Well.... so much for a coalition partner! Didn't last very long... walked out on me for some money! Come on, dude, you're here to play the GAME. I didn't just sign up for the money, I wanted to have fun, meet new people, have the experience! But whatever... I guess it makes the odds more in my favor, to win. However, now I don't have anyone to talk to about the game... I can't just rely on myself for info! I need help. Maybe I should consult Calphurnia, seeing is the only person left without an alliance of sorts. Plus, talking to her, if she is the Mole, I might be able to detect that. So, win/win situation!"
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Calphurnia: "Hey Lyla... I was wondering, if you wouldn't mind, that I can sleep in here tonight? Since Rosina and Cameron left, we both occupy a room alone..."
Lyla: "Cal, it's fine. Don't worry about it, you can sleep here if you want."
Calphurnia: "Wait, are you serious?! I can't believe you accepted... I'm so used to rejection in my family!! Okay, okay, this is so cool!! Yipee! Alright, I'll go put my pj's on.... ROOMIE!!!" ;D
Lyla (under breath) : "Ugh... What have I done..."
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Lyla: "Okay... are you sure you don't want a blanket or anything? I can go get the covers from your bed..."
Calphurnia: *yawns* "Nah... it's okay... I'm... I'm good. Thanks thou............"
Lyla: "OH! And I almost forgot... I was wondering, if, well, you wanted to start a coalition with me, since I don't think you have before, and I don't have anyone, so-"
*snoring*
Lyla: "Oh... okay. Alright then. I guess I'll ask some other time... Right. Good night."
Lyla: "Lights off!"
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Day 23
Nwa: "So, Chasity has been pretty upset for the last few days... to say the least. In all honesty, she's the biggest disaster I've ever laid eyes upon. I don't mean that in an offensive manner, but it is quite true. I tried calming her yesterday, but she's still really sad over the break-up with Cameron..."
*Yesterday*
Nwa: "Hey Chasity... I know it hurts right now, but you should know you have to get over him sometime. Heart break never feels good, but he doesn't deserve a girl like you, so be happy that he's no longer with you!"
Chasity: "WAAAAH!!!!"
Nwa: "Woah!"
Chasity (while crying) : "I KNOW, I KNOW, BUT IT'S JUST... HOW COULD HE DO SUCH A THING, NWA? HOW COULD SOMEONE JUST RIP YOUR HEART OUT LIKE THAT WITHOUT REMORSE? IT JUST HURTS, SO. BAD!!"
Nwa: "Tissue?"
Chasity: "Thanks." *blows nose loudly*
Nwa: "And I think she's beginning to get on everyone's nerves..."
Chasity: *crying*
Calphurnia: "Oh, god... I'm trying to watch tv here..."
Chasity: *crying*
Lyla: "Shoot me now..."
Chasity: *crying*
Chasity: "Waah, huh, huh, huh." *sobs* "Why me, why me?" *bawls some more*
Nocturne: "AHHHHHHHH!! WHO'S THERE?!"
Nwa: "It's gone a bit out of control-"
*someone crying in the background*
Nwa: "What in the heck?!"
*opens door*
Nwa: "Chasity!! What are you doing?! Are you listening to my private Diary Room session?!"
Chasity: *whines and cries loudly* "Nwa, how could he do this to me?! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"
Nwa: "Chasity. GO."
Chasity: "WAAA- What? Oh, yeah, of course. Sorry... see you around, I guess..."
Nwa: "Bye."
Chasity: "Adios, amigo! Haha, see what I did there? Spanish!"
Nwa: "I SAID GO!"
Chasity: "Sorry!!" *under breath* "Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning..."
Nwa: "I HEARD THAT! And I never even fell asleep, because I was listening to you CRY ALL THROUGH THE FRICKEN NIGHT!!!!!"
Nwa: "Sorry... where was I?"
Chasity: "So... since I can tell everyone is tired of me acting like the victim, I'm going to try and stop now, and not be a cry-baby. I am now OFFICIALLY over Cameron. Yep, what's done is done!! No more talk about him... we are THROUGH! Okay, so... what to talk about.... OH! So, during the Finale, when I see Cameron, I have this plan to- oh, woops, sorry, forgot I wasn't supposed to talk about him.... Well, that makes this boring! Don't know what else to say.... mission is today, so yipee!!"
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Grey: "Welcome, contestants!"
Grey: "This is your 9th mission."
"For today's mission, you are each going to pick a cell-"
"- Each cell is labeled with a number. 1-5..."
Grey: "When the mission starts, these doors will open... once you are inside, they will shut, and nearly one ton of steel metal will lock you inside, with no means of escape... the only way out, is to solve the riddle inside."
"Once you are inside, you will find a table with a notepad and pens, along with a piece of chalk. Using that piece of chalk, you will solve the 'Doublet'-"
"A Doublet is where you must connect two words together, using new words to get there, by only changing one letter at a time. An example is 'CELL, tell, toll, moll, MOLE' - by taking one letter of the previous word, and changing to another letter, you must make a new word. You are ONLY allowed to have 3 words in-between to solve it- no less, no more. Once you think you have it, write it down on the notepad, and scoot it under large metal door to me. I'll read it, if it's correct, you're let out, but if it's wrong, you have to stay in and continue trying to solve it. If you can't solve it in the 30 minutes given, then you will be let out."
Grey: "Now it's time for the catch. The first person out, and the first person only, will have a chance at earning today's exemption."
Everyone: "Le gasp!" (xD)
Grey: "So, if you want the exemption, then you're going to have to solve the Doublet as fast as you can. Moving on to the second part of the mission... the person who solves it first, and is the first one free, will be labeled the "Sniper". Once the sniper is out of their cell, they will enter the arena..."
"This, is the arena. We are in an abandoned warehouse, as you can see, so there are a lot of random items strewn everywhere."
"The Sniper will walk up these steps..."
"And go to their sniping station."
"Nearby, is a box of pizza. That's right, the Sniper will be able to feast on a large, pepperoni and olive pizza. I'm sure most of you are craving this food, since you have not had it in the past 3 weeks. Not only do you get bragging rights, eat pizza, and have a shot at the exemption for being the first out, but, you also get to shoot people."
Nocturne: "When Grey said we were going to be able to shoot people, I was so excited!! I've been wanting to shoot someone since day 1!"
Grey: "And by shooting people, we mean by paintballs. Don't worry, no one is going to get hurt... well, maybe, since paintballs tend to sting a bit, but here's a tip: don't get shot!"
"The 4 other players, who are not the snipers, must get from point A-"
"To point B, without getting shot. If they successfully make it to point B, the door across the room, 15 points will be added to the pot. Since there are 4 runners, this mission is worth 60 points. However, if someone DOES get shot, then they are out, and their 15 points will be lost."
Grey: "Now, how does the Sniper get the exemption? Simple- they must shoot the player that holds it- the thing is, no one knows who that player is, (that holds it) so the Sniper doesn't know which person to shoot. The person who holds it is pre-determined by the cell number they chose. If the snipers shoots that one person, then they get the exemption, and if they don't, no one gets it. So, the more people the Sniper hits, the more likely they will get the exemption, but then more points will be for-fitted... does everyone understand this mission?"
*everyone nods*
Grey: "Good. The title of this mission is called, "Eats, Shoots, and Leaves", since the Sniper, well, eats, shoots, and then leaves!! Alrighty then, good luck, and enough of my jibber-jabber! Pick your cells!"
Grey: "The doors will open in one, two...."
Grey: "THREE! GO!"
Calphurnia: "Chalk, chalk, where's the chalk?!'
Chasity: "Okay... phew. I got this."
Nwa: "Cell... bell, mell... no..."
Grey: "And by shooting people, we mean by paintballs. Don't worry, no one is going to get hurt... well, maybe, since paintballs tend to sting a bit, but here's a tip: don't get shot!"
"The 4 other players, who are not the snipers, must get from point A-"
"To point B, without getting shot. If they successfully make it to point B, the door across the room, 15 points will be added to the pot. Since there are 4 runners, this mission is worth 60 points. However, if someone DOES get shot, then they are out, and their 15 points will be lost."
Grey: "Now, how does the Sniper get the exemption? Simple- they must shoot the player that holds it- the thing is, no one knows who that player is, (that holds it) so the Sniper doesn't know which person to shoot. The person who holds it is pre-determined by the cell number they chose. If the snipers shoots that one person, then they get the exemption, and if they don't, no one gets it. So, the more people the Sniper hits, the more likely they will get the exemption, but then more points will be for-fitted... does everyone understand this mission?"
*everyone nods*
Grey: "Good. The title of this mission is called, "Eats, Shoots, and Leaves", since the Sniper, well, eats, shoots, and then leaves!! Alrighty then, good luck, and enough of my jibber-jabber! Pick your cells!"
Grey: "The doors will open in one, two...."
Grey: "THREE! GO!"
Calphurnia: "Chalk, chalk, where's the chalk?!'
Chasity: "Okay... phew. I got this."
Nwa: "Cell... bell, mell... no..."
Nwa: "I actually do these types of puzzles and riddles everyday. I mostly do crosswords and sodukos, but I've done quite a few of these Doublets before as well, so I thought I was in a pretty good position... except, when I'm doing them in the morning, I don't have half a million dollars at stake!"
Nocturne: "Gah!! What can go after call?!"
Lyla: "Cell... cell... mole... cell. This doesn't make sense."
Calphurnia: "Ooh! Wait- no..." :(
Chasity: "Hm.... maybe this will work..."
Lyla: "Hmmm...."
Nwa: "Haha, this must be amusing to watch."
Nocturne: "My skin feels weird...."
Calphurnia: "Shoot! Um, um...."
Chasity: "Sell, sale, male!! Wait... crap! I can't do sale, that's two letters that I changed!"
Nwa: "Darn... this one's hard."
Nocturne: "Ooh! I GOT IT!"
Lyla: "Still have no idea..."
Calphurnia: "Oh! This might work..."
Calphurnia: "Yes, yes, YES!!!"
Grey: "Nice job, Calphurnia, that is correct!"
Grey: "The door is now opening..."
Calphurnia: "Yes! I got it!"
Chasity: "Someone is already out?! What the hell!"
Nocturne: "NOOOO!"
Calphurnia: "Am I the first one out? Yes!! Awesome!"
Grey: "You are the mission's Sniper, Calphurnia. Please go through that door, it will lead you to the arena."
Calphurnia: "Pizza, here I come!"
Calphurnia: "Wow! This is rather large... how am I supposed to hit them if they hide all the way back here?!"
Calphurnia: "Oh my! What a dangerous-looking gun! I have to use this?!"
Calphurnia: "Pizza... we meet at last!!"
Calphurnia: "So. Good!!"
Nocturne: *writes on large chalkboard*
Nocturne: "Call, mall, male, mole! Makes perfect sense!"
Nocturne: "I guess there's no rush now... someone already got out..."
Nocturne: "Though I can still beat everyone else!"
Grey: "Nocturne, that is correct. Well done... the door is now opening."
(Krose completed hers in 5 minutes)
Grey: "Unfortunately, you were not the first out. However, you can go whenever you want. It's your choice to wait for the others or not to get by Calphurnia, the Sniper."
Nocturne: "Hell no! I'm going now! See ya!"
Nocturne (to herself): "Yes! She's distracted! Now's my time!"
Calphurnia: "Here comes the Chu-chu train!!!!!" *nom nom*
Calphurnia: "I'm going to get another piece."
Calphurnia: "What was that? Eh, probably nothing..."
Calphurnia: "I'm starting to get a bit stuffed..."
Calphurnia: "This is so boring... when are they actually going to run through?"
Calphurnia: "Hey mister Pizza, my name is Mrs. Calphurnia. Bow before me, or I'LL CONSUME YOU!!!"
Calphurnia: " 'No, please don't eat me!! Ahhh!'
It's too late for you now, Mister Pizza!!"
Nocturne: "That was rather easy." *huff, huff*
Nocturne: "I guess I just sit and wait now..."
Nwa: "Mind as well at least try..."
Grey: "Nwa, that is incorrect. Sorry. But, keep trying! Remember, you need THREE words in between!"
Nwa: "GAHHHHH!"
Lyla: "Ahh!! I'm starting to lose my patience! It's been like 25 minutes!!!"
Lyla: "I CAN'T DO THIS!"
Chasity: "Whatever... screw it. Doesn't matter if I get it or not... only consequence is that the Sniper knows what time I'm coming."
Grey: "TIMES UP! Everyone, your doors will now be opening!"
(Suresammi and Happyone, creators of Chasity and Lyla, didn't have the chance to do the Doublet. Meredith, Nwa's creator, didn't finish it in time. Her one guess was already shown)
Lyla: "Stupid chalk!"
Grey: "All 3 of you were not able to complete the Doublet within 30 minutes, so you have all been released. You have one minute to get into the arena... beware, it's going to be harder for you 3, because the Sniper knows you're coming."
Chasity: "Who's the Sniper?"
Lyla: "And did the other person make it?"
Nwa: "And what are the answers to the Doublet?"
Grey: "The Sniper is Calphurnia, and Nocturne has already made it through, without detection. So far, you guys have 15 points, but you guys will decided the rest of it. Nwa, I'll tell you the other answers when the mission is over. You guys need to go to the arena now."
Calphurnia: "Come on... where are they?!"
Calphurnia: "ANY DAY NOW!"
Calphurnia: "This mission was so stressful for me! There was just so much pressure I was putting onto myself, because I KNEW that I had a high chance of getting executed if I didn't get it... Just waiting for them to run out of the door seemed like years. After the mission, I realized that my shirt was drenched in sweat!!"
Chasity: "Me?! Why should I go first?!"
Lyla: "It doesn't matter what order we go in, Chasity. It doesn't even matter if you go first, you're going to have to go anyways."
Nwa: "Yeah, Lyla's right. Order doesn't matter. But we definitely need a strategy.... what could our strategy be?"
Chasity: "Okay, whatever, I'll go first... if Cameron were here, he'd let me- oh, sorry, I forgot that I'm over him... Well, anyway, strategy: I think two of us should take opposite ends of the arena, and yell and wave at Callie, and then the third person just runs for it!"
Nwa: "Chasity, I'm sorry, but that's a terrible idea! You're saying let's let two get hit, and one will make it... I think we can think of a better strategy, one that lets ALL of us make it. Though I like the idea of "distracting"..."
Lyla: "Yeah, let's all just go in at once, and then take turns running, so it distracts Calphurnia. Sound good?"
Chasity: "Sure... sounds good. Is that her up there?"
Nwa: "Yeah, it looks like that's her up there."
Lyla: "Okay, let's go, on the count of three. 1, 2-"
Nwa: "Wait! I think we should all go individually, because if we all go at once, she has a better chance at hitting us, because there's so many targets. So let's just stick with our original idea- Chasity, you go first, then I guess I'll go, then you Lyla."
Lyla: "Okay, that actually sounds better. Let's do that. Good luck, Chasity."
Chasity: "Thanks... 3, 2, 1!"
Calphurnia: "Yes! Finally!"
Calphurnia: "Time to see how well I can do this..."
Lyla: "Go Nwa!"
Chasity: "Ahh!! She's shooting rapidly!"
Nwa: "Find cover!"
Calphurnia: "COME ON YOU COWARDS!!!"
*Chasity and Nwa breathe heavily*
Nwa: "Check yourself! You good?"
Chasity: "Yeah, I'm good... what about you?"
Nwa: "Nope, she didn't hit me anywhere. I think I would have felt it."
Nwa: "It's your turn, Lyla!"
Calphurnia: "Gah!! I didn't even get a chance to aim!"
*Chasity goes*
Nwa: "OVER HERE!"
Lyla: "CALPHURNIA!"
*Chasity ducks and stops, Nwa goes*
Chasity: "HEY! LOOK OVER HERE!"
Lyla: "I CAN SEE YOU, CALLIE!!"
Calphurnia: "SHUT UP! STOP DISTRACTING ME!"
Chasity: "We ended up doing a strategy that really worked well- I'd go, and once Cal's attention was on me, Nwa go, and then he'd run and hide, and while Cal's attention is on HIM, Lyla goes, and so on and so forth. We also started yelling, if we were hiding, to mess up Calphurnia a little bit. I can tell she started to get really angry! I was just praying that she wouldn't hit me! That would hurt SO bad!!"
Chasity: "WOOOOOOOOH!!!"
Calphurnia: "F*** you!!! Sorry, sorry, I didn't mean that..."
Chasity: "Boo-yeah!"
Chasity: "Phew! I'm so drained! My hearts beating so fast!!
So how did you get by without her noticing?"
Nocturne: "She was too distracted eating pizza.... haha."
Calphurnia: "Okay, who's left... Lyla and Nwa- shoot! He's on the run!"
Calphurnia: "Dang! Okay, I'm just going to stay with one of them instead of going back and forth..."
Calphurnia: "HAHA! Yes, you're mine! I got you!!!"
Lyla: "Crap. I'm out. Sorry Nwa."
Lyla: "Nice shot Cal!"
Lyla: "Man! She got me! I was just running to go behind the bookcase, and wham! She got me right on the shoulder! Ouch! It stung so bad... why the hell didn't they provide us equipment?!"
Camera Man: "We were low on time"
Lyla: "What?"
Camera Man: "We didn't have enough time to dress you up in paintball equipment. Sorry. Your loss."
Lyla: "Are you the perve that was spying on Calphurnia in the shower?"
Camera Man: "Er.... um... no." *shaky laugh* "What makes you think that?"
Nwa: "While Calphurnia was distracted shooting Lyla, I thought it was the perfect opportunity to book it, and make a run for the door."
Calphurnia: "Oh! He's on the run again!"
Calphurnia: "Gah!! I didn't even get a chance to aim!"
*Chasity goes*
Nwa: "OVER HERE!"
Lyla: "CALPHURNIA!"
*Chasity ducks and stops, Nwa goes*
Chasity: "HEY! LOOK OVER HERE!"
Lyla: "I CAN SEE YOU, CALLIE!!"
Calphurnia: "SHUT UP! STOP DISTRACTING ME!"
Chasity: "We ended up doing a strategy that really worked well- I'd go, and once Cal's attention was on me, Nwa go, and then he'd run and hide, and while Cal's attention is on HIM, Lyla goes, and so on and so forth. We also started yelling, if we were hiding, to mess up Calphurnia a little bit. I can tell she started to get really angry! I was just praying that she wouldn't hit me! That would hurt SO bad!!"
Chasity: "WOOOOOOOOH!!!"
Calphurnia: "F*** you!!! Sorry, sorry, I didn't mean that..."
Chasity: "Boo-yeah!"
Chasity: "Phew! I'm so drained! My hearts beating so fast!!
So how did you get by without her noticing?"
Nocturne: "She was too distracted eating pizza.... haha."
Calphurnia: "Okay, who's left... Lyla and Nwa- shoot! He's on the run!"
Calphurnia: "Dang! Okay, I'm just going to stay with one of them instead of going back and forth..."
Calphurnia: "HAHA! Yes, you're mine! I got you!!!"
Lyla: "Crap. I'm out. Sorry Nwa."
Lyla: "Nice shot Cal!"
Camera Man: "We were low on time"
Lyla: "What?"
Camera Man: "We didn't have enough time to dress you up in paintball equipment. Sorry. Your loss."
Lyla: "Are you the perve that was spying on Calphurnia in the shower?"
Camera Man: "Er.... um... no." *shaky laugh* "What makes you think that?"
Nwa: "While Calphurnia was distracted shooting Lyla, I thought it was the perfect opportunity to book it, and make a run for the door."
Calphurnia: "Oh! He's on the run again!"
*repetitive gun shots*
Calphurnia: "COME BACK HERE!!"
Nwa: "SCORE!"
Lyla: "AH!! SHE JUST SHOT MY BUTT!"
Grey (in loud speaker): "Thank you, Sniper. You may now leave. This mission is over."
Calphurnia: "Darn... I have a 25% chance of getting that exemption!"
Grey: "Nice job, contestants. You worked hard on that one, I can tell by the sweat pouring from your eyes- well, except Nocturne, her run was rather easy, but you guys all did a fantastic job."
Grey: "Now, for the time we've all been waiting for... I'm going to give each of you a piece of paper with your cell number on it, and only one piece of paper says the all-powerful word, "exemption". Lyla, you are going to reveal yours first, since you are the only person Calphurnia hit."
Grey: "Here you go... please pass them down."
Grey: "Okay Lyla... please reveal the inside of your paper."
Calphurnia: "The suspense!!"
Lyla: "My paper is...." *holds up to camera*
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Grey: "I'm sorry Calphurnia, but Lyla does not hold the exemption, so you did not get it. Let's check the other players to see who did."
Grey: "Nwa. Please reveal yours."
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Calphurnia: "Dang!! I wish I would have just shot Chasity! No offense, Chas."
Chasity: "Haha, then no defense." ;)
Grey: "And this concludes today's mission. You guys earned 45 points out of 60. Nice job. For those interested in the other answers to the Doublet, they were "Tell, Toll, Moll" ; "Call, Mall, Male" ; & "Cell, Cull, Mull".
It's getting late... have a nice and scenic drive home."
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Mission Scores/Results:
Part 1: Already shown.
Part 2: Lyla was the only one hit, Nwa, Chasity, and Nocturne made it through safely.
(3 of the 4 won their duels against Jojo)
Mission Scores/Results:
Part 1: Already shown.
Part 2: Lyla was the only one hit, Nwa, Chasity, and Nocturne made it through safely.
(3 of the 4 won their duels against Jojo)
Current Pot:
297/576
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