The Mole Episode 5

Day 4

Rosina: "Ugh. I am so f****** pissed right now... Eric's gone, and now I have no one... this is stupid."

Calphurnia: "Well, now that Eric's gone, you can sleep in his bed..."

Cameron: "What! But darling! I thought you liked sleeping with me!"

Calphurnia: "If you need someone to sleep with, go get Chasity. This is my bed now, you can have that one."

Cameron: "..."

John: "Well, the good thing about Eric getting executed is that I'm just one step closer to winning... but I still have to find that pesky Mole. However, the bad thing about Eric leaving is that now Rosina is 'single' again... it's just a matter of time before she starts barking up this tree again. Doesn't she know I'm married by now!?"

Peanut: "I'm so glad I wasn't executed tonight!"

John: "I know, me too!

 John: "Well, we better get to bed- don't want to be tired for tomorrow's mission!"

Peanut: "Agreed."

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Day 5

Nwa: "Hm... what's this?"

Nocturne: "Hey, what is that?"

Nwa: "Not sure... it looks like a GPS of some sort... Oh look, a note! It says, 'Good Morning, Contestants. Obviously, this is your lovely host, Grey, but I just wanted to let you know that you will be driving to Hillwood this morning for your 3rd mission!' "

Nocturne: "Well, seems like we should get ready to leave now!"

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John: "Wait- where is this thing even telling us to go! It saying that we should be able to see the sign..."

Chasity: "Look! There it is!"

 Calphurnia: "Wow... this is such a beautiful town!"

Lyla: "Eh... it's okay. I'm just used to little towns, since I live in a small town. It's just so hard to navigate throughout the town when it's large!"

Everyone: "..."

Remy: "So. AWKWARD! Why do I always get stuck with these two in the car? They both scare me... and they're no fun!"

Grey: "Welcome to Hillwood, everyone!"

Grey: "I'm glad you all made it safely here... well, without further adieu, this is your 3rd mission, and I need you guys to divide into two groups: Pedal Pushers, and Ball Throwers. Only two people will be in the Pedal Pushers, and everyone else in Ball Throwers. And, of course, there is a catch- the two people in the Pedal Pushers will get a shot at an exemption.... So please sort yourselves out now."

Remy: "Okay, how are we going to do this?"

John: "I wouldn't mind getting an exemption..."

Lyla: "Well, I say it can be anyone but Nocturne and Nwa, since they have already gotten one."

Cameron: "I kinda need an exemption... I'm a bit worried for the next Execution."

Chasity: "But I want an exemption too!"

Rosina (muttering): "Oh, just save it, Ms. Mole. You can pretend all you want..."

Chasity: "What was that?"

John: "Fine. You two can have this one, but I want the next one."

Cameron: "Awesome. And if you get that far, we'll let you have the next one."

John: "HEY!"

Grey: "Well, I can promise you one thing- this mission is going to be a lot simpler than that decision process!"

Grey: "Okay, the two Pedal Pushers, you can stand by your bike, since that is what you will be using for this entire mission."

Grey: "This mission works like this: the Pedal Pushers will have to ride their bikes all the way up to Glory Hill-"

"-While the Ball Throwers must perform a special 'task', and once you nine complete it, you will all get to ride a Chairlift up to Glory Hill. So, this is a race between both groups."

Chasity: "What! That's not fair! We have to bike all the way up there, while they just have to ride a chairlift?!"

Grey: "Why yes, that would be the case. And in case you're wondering where the exemptions come in, here's where; if the Pedal Pushers get to the top of the hill before the other group, then they get the choice of taking the exemption. They can each take it, but each exemption costs 25 points. But if the Ball Throwers beat the Pedal Pushers, then I'll add 50 points to the pot. I like to call this mission, 'Pedal to the Metal', because the top of the hill is where the two metal statues are, so you can't miss it. This mission is worth a total of 50 points."

 Grey: "Here are the directions to find where your task begins- you will have to find it on foot, but it's not far away, so don't worry. 

Oh, and one more thing- in this 'task', of yours- you will be playing the best team of Hillwood, so beware."

Grey: "This mission starts... now!"

Chasity: "Cameron! Hurry up!"

Cameron: "I'm coming, I'm coming!"

Nocturne: "Come on guys! The directions said to go northeast for half a mile, so this way!"

Calphurnia: "Crap! Where is everyone else?!"

Chasity: "Nothing is going to slow us down! Cameron is right behind me, and we're going to pedal our way all the way up that hill.... which looks a lot bigger now up close..."

Rosina: "Do you seen anyone else? I thought they were heading this way too!"

Fabio: "I thought they were too... these directions tell us that we're pretty close, though..."

Nocturne: "Remy! What are you doing! We're going this way!"

Remy: "I want to get something to eat though! Can you buy me something? PLEASE....?"

Rosina: "What the f***?!"

Nocturne: "Remy, I can't buy you anything... we're in the middle of a mission for crying out loud!"

Remy: "But I'm HUNGRY!"

Rosina: "Hey dumb-s***! Get your f****** act together and let's GO!"

Remy: "But-"

Rosina: "No, no 'buts'! I'm tired of you acting like a 10-year-old boy! You're starting to really annoy me anyway, and now you're trying to slow us down! Do you want me to get angry? Oh, I'll get angry, yeah, I'll get real angry with you, you *&$@%&# piece of $%^#! I will murder you, you-"

 "- intolerant, annoying, little devil of a brat who **** and ****** and $?@%@%^, ^^@^&#^@^@&^f^@&^@@%@%$^*%$@@#%&!!!!!!!!!!! You are pathetic, your mom is-"

"- ****, and a @%^%^@^, !@@%^%&&, a llama, and a @%%^^&*&$%$%! No one *****, ^@^&#&#$-"

Nocturne: "Rosina..."

"-#&%@^#^#&#&**&#&#@%@&&#, *beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*,"

Nocturne: "Rosina."

"-************************************************************************, and a *****-"

Nocturne: "ROSINA! STOP!"

Fabio: "Uh...... I found everyone else..."

Lyla: "Is that... Rosina I hear yelling?"

Nwa: "Sounds like it... Ouch. Who's she yelling at, anyway?!"

John: "Guys! We're over here!"

Nocturne: "Have you guys found where we are supposed to go yet?"

Calphurnia: "Nope, we're just as lost as you."

Remy: "Wait, where's Peanut?"

 Peanut: "Hey, guys! Over here!!"

Cameron: "CHASITY! I THINK THIS IS THE HILL!"

Fabio: "Alright. Looks like we just wait for this team to arrive. Looks like we're playing El Futbol- Americano."

Lyla: "Where are they? I hope we aren't playing tackle football..."

Calphurnia: "OMG! Look at those little squirts! We have to play THEM!?"

John: "Well, this is going to be easier than I thought...."

Rosina: "When I saw those little brats, I couldn't help but smile. Pft, this is going to be soooo easy! All we have to do is throw them aside and get one touch down, and we're set to the Chairlift! Piece of cake!"

Remy: "I couldn't help but think that they looked like my best friends!"

Nwa: "Football's not quite my thing... and I'm definitely not dressed up for this!"

Random Kid: "PREPARE TO PLAY... THE DETROIT LIONS!!!"

John: "Okay guys, we got this! All we need is one touch down, and we're off! We can't let Cameron and Chasity to get exemptions!"

Chasity: "Cameron! I can't even find where it goes up! Let's just go back!"

Cameron: "OKAY! MAYBE WE PASSED IT..."

Cameron: "Hold on, get off the bike- I think I found it!"

Chasity: "I swear to god, if this isn't it and you're wasting us time, I'll kill you."

Cameron: "Oh come on, sweat-heart! You don't believe in me?"

Chasity: "Frankly, no."

Cameron: "... Okay, this isn't it... Time to head back up the hill!"

Chasity: "...YOU IDIOT!"

Cameron: "Honestly, the thought didn't even cross me that maybe Chasity was the Mole. I mean, I could just see the determination in her eye- she wanted the Exemption SO bad... but that also leads me to suspect that she IS the Mole, and was trying to get the Exemption to take points away.... AH! I just don't know..."

"HEADS!"

Nocturne: "Wow..."

Remy: "...Ow... it hit me in the face!"

 Kid: "Gotcha!"

John: "Damn! Where the hell did you come from?!"

John: "The mission was disastrous... We thought we could get a touch down in less than a minute, but it's been at least 15 minutes and we STILL hadn't gotten one! It was impossible! It was two-hand touch, so all these little kiddos had to do was run up to you and touch you! You didn't even have time to catch it, none-the-less run down the in-zone!"

"And then to make matters worse, my team was doing horrible... Lyla, Nwa, and Peanut were just walking around without a clue in the world... Nocturne can't catch crap. And these little speedsters were getting touch-down, after touch-down..."

Lyla: "Hey, Fabio! What's the score?"

Fabio: "It's like, 8 to 0...."

 Rosina: "WHAT!? If they're allowed to just kick it in the field goal, why can't we?"

Nocturne: "I need a break! I'm too tired..."

Nocturne: "Does anyone have water? I need to water!"

Nocturne: "Okay, okay, I know... I'm aware that I said that I'm athletic, but again- this is so tiring! I'm used to excercising inside, like on a treadmill or something. But the heat out there was just scorching, and I just hate being outside in that weather... well, anyway weather, but that's the worst."

Rosina: "Oh, that's just... PATHETIC! Look at her! She's grabbing her chest like she's dying from dehydration!"

Calphurnia: "I got it!"

"TOUCHDOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Peanut: "Woo-hoo! She made it! Nice catch Callie! Now let's go, everyone! We've already lost a lot of time!"

 Nwa: "See-ya later, Detroit Lions! You guys definitely beat our a**** today!"

Chasity: "I think I found it, Cameron! There's a path that goes straight up!"

Chasity: "I was so relieved once I saw the entrance to the trail up to the top! I just gotta hope now that we beat the Ball Throwers!"

John: "There's the Chairlift ahead, everyone!"

Remy: "There's only room for 4 in each one!"

Rosina: "Us 4 can take the first one, then the second 4, and whoevers behind can take the last one!"

Nwa: "Hey! I don't want to ride alone!"

Nocturne: "Just HURRY!"

*5 minutes later, after chairlift*

Grey: "Hello... team Ball Pushers!"

 Grey: "Well, you guys look exhausted! At least you had a nice and easy lift up here, right? You didn't have to bike all the way up here!"

Nocturne: "Yeah, well Chasity and Cameron didn't have to play a football game with a bunch of super-fast 10 year olds..."

Grey: Well, now it's time for the moment of truth... let's find out if you actually beat them up here or not..."

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Cameron: "What's up guys? Not looking too hot... well, not as hot as me!"

Rosina: "Damn... they beat us..."

Chasity: "By far... we've been waiting up here for 15 minutes!"

 Grey: "As you guys know, these two had the choice of taking the exemption or not- they didn't have to if they didn't want to, but they both decided that...... they'd both take it, so that means ZERO points will be added to the pot, and both Chasity and Cameron will be exempt for tomorrow's Quiz."

Peanut: "OH, f***!"

Grey: "You guys now have 65 points, out of 170... You guys started off excellent, but have only gone down hill. The Mole was busy today, I can tell..."

 "You may now go back home. Tomorrow night is the third Mole Quiz, where a second person will be executed."

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Mission Scores:

(FashionistaLady and Suresammi answered their riddle in less questions than the larger group)