Sunday, August 21, 2011

The Mole Episode 12


Day 14





Calphurnia: "We just got back from San Aniegos, after another long 5-hour flight... I'm exhausted, can I just go to bed? Really, why do you guys make us do these, especially at 1 in the morning?! I'm going to bed."










Camera Man: "Alright.... I guess that's all we need. You may leave."











Calphurnia: "Thanks... and please don't follow me into the bathroom like last night. There's nothing interesting I do in there."
Camera Man: "..."






*Last Night*

Calphurnia: "♪ Awa oni lapa twen. pawi pawi pa ha oni fwens
awa oni lapa twen, a fow oni lipini tsoonie... aba plen
nawa kupi na po papa, fusiyawa hippic leena
winini noo asobeh, bazoo yifee a do :
a quips yeepa zebu quiyeep, papa mocks me yeepa papa mocks me, ah
woo sta feewa, foona,
a quips yeepa zebu quiyeep, papa mocks me yeepa papa mocks me, ah
woo sta feewa, foona wee ♪"
[That's the lyrics of an actual sims song, just to let you all know. ;)]

Calphurnia: "Hey! Who's there?"

Calphurnia: "OH MY GOD! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! GET OUTTA OF HERE!"

Calphurnia: "I SAID GET OUT YOU PERVES! STOP FILMING ME! OUT! GET OUT NOW!!!"

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*In the morning...*


Nwa: "Wait, wait! It goes C, B, A flat, not C, B, A. Try again."

Chasity: *plays again, this time correctly*
Nwa: "Nice. I think you got it. And that should be enough for today... I want to practice my Violin skills."

Chasity: "Okay, thanks Nwa! That was fun... I've never played Piano before! It's so much harder than it looks... but super fun!"
Nwa: "Yep, no problem. Music never ceases to fascinate and inspire me."
Chasity: "Yeah... sure. How about we stick with fun and nice? Just kidding... but should I get Nocturne? I think we should talk about yesterday, so we can write down some info in our Journals."

Nwa: "Sounds good to me."
Chasity: "Alright, let me go find her."



Chasity: "Good. I found you."

Nocturne: "What's up?"
Chasity: "Nwa and I are in the music room... we were wondering if you wanted to join us so we can talk about the last two mission?"

Nocturne: "Sure... just give me a minute. I need to do 10 more reps!"

Nocturne: "Okay... so what do you guys think? The Clothes mission first?"

Nwa: "Yeah... so, I was evaluating everyone's scores, and I have to say John is getting very suspicious."

Chasity: "John?! What about Lyla?! She got 6 articles! Or even Cameron... he got 2! John didn't really do anything Mole-ish... he got 3, and that's perfect. That's the least- Mole-ish thing to do!"

Nocturne: "I agree. For crying out loud, us 3 are the most suspicious! I got NINE- NINE! Sure, I know that's a lot- 6 Extras, but I really wanted that Exemption... and not only do I now have an exemption, I also look like the Mole!"
Chasity: "Yeah, but don't you think 6 is a bit.... much?"
Nocturne: "Yeah. And getting absolutely zero clothing items isn't obvious."

 Nwa: "Ladies! You guys did fine... sure, I wish you wouldn't have done so little and so much, because you guys lost us 16 points. But overall, we all still did pretty good. I only took one because I wanted some shot at an Exemption, but I didn't want to go overboard. If I knew you were doing 6, Nocturne, I wouldn't have bothered at all."

Nocturne: "Yeah, that's true... but anyway, why do you think John's the Mole?"

Nwa: "Well, that's it! You guys think he did perfect, but that's his strategy! To just coast right through in the middle, so no one even suspects him. Let's see... first mission, he jumped. Good job, didn't want to be too obvious. In, "Mission Impossible", he missed one... and I bet purposefully. In the third mission, he did rather poorly in Football. But no one seemed to notice. In the drawing one... alright, he did okay on that one too, but his fish was rather suspicious... kinda odd to add that, seemed like he was trying to throw the Guesser off. In the Photo one, "Say Cheese!", he got it right, but because he didn't want to look like the Mole. Same with the Clothing one, and I bet he guessed wrong on purpose on the "Who Said That?" mission."

 Chasity: "Wow. I can't believe you just remembered all of that on the top of your head... well, that's not enough for me. He doesn't seem to be sabotaging enough... I still think it could be Lyla or my dear Cameron."

Nocturne: "And I still think it's Remy. Haha, just kidding... honestly, I don't know who it is. My ideas just keep getting tossed around... that's why I'm glad to get this Exemption, because I'm just so lost. I need some time to study my Journal. And, like you said yourself, Chasity- I can't just take you guys off my list just yet."

Chasity: "Alright, I think that's the end of that. I just hope you and I can survive tomorrow night's Execution, Nwa. Nocturne- can I join you in the weight room?"

Nocturne: "Sure... put some other clothes on though, because we're going to have a long, hard workout!"

 Nwa: "See you two later... I'll think about your suspicions. But for now... Violin time!"
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Rosina: "La la la..."

"...Wait..."

Rosina: "Oh my!"

Rosina: "Callie! Come over here! Quick!"

Calphurnia: "What is it?"

Rosina: "There seems to be a room behind here... just grab that bookshelf and pull it away."

Calphurnia: *tugs* "Ah... okay. What's in there?"

Rosina: "I don't kn- OMG!!!"

Rosina: "How lucky am I? That's heaven in there! HEAVEN!"

Rosina: "BRB!"

Calphurnia: "Alright... Heaven? All I see is a pole and some signs and paintings... Isn't God in heaven, and isn't Heaven in the sky?"

*5 minutes later*

Rosina: "WELCOME... EVERYONE! PLEASE ENJOY THE SHOW! TIPS GO... YOU KNOW WHERE." ;)

Rosina: "Oh how I've missed you, my sweet, sweet, pole..."

Calphurnia: "So this is what you found... A pole dancing room. How convienant."
Chasity: "What the f***?"
 Cameron: "So... h... ho ho hot!"
Chasity: "Cameron!"

Rosina: "Oh yeah... want some of this?"

Rosina: "Woo!"

Rosina: "Hah! Bet you didn't see that coming! Now watch this... sexy... move."

Rosina: "Ah!"

John: "What's going on over here?"

Rosina: "Ow!"

Chasity: *tries to contain laugh but ends up failing*
Chasity: "Ha, hahaha! OH, god, I'm SO sorry!" *giggles*

John: "What the hell is this?! A secret strip room?!"

Calphurnia: "Are you okay Rose?"
Rosina: "Yes! I'm fine!"

Rosina: "But she's not about to be."

 Chasity: "Wha...?"
Rosina: "Did you just laugh when I fell?"
Chasity: "Oh, please. You don't intimidate me Rosina. Not in the least."

Rosina: "Oh really, I don't?"
Chasity: "Nope, sorry. Maybe you should go bully Remy... Oh, wait... he's gone."

Rosina: "You know what, I bet you're the one who said that quote about me during last night's mission. You know, the one about me being a, 'Disgusting little hoe'?"

Chasity: "What?! How dare you accuse me of saying something so awful!"

Rosina: "Hah! I knew it! I can smell the lie in your disgusting breathe! You're the wrong who said that, you f***** b****!"

Chasity: *gasps*

Chasity: "Excuse me. You do NOT call me a b****, you little w****."

 Rosina: "Hah. Good one. Do you feel all grown-up now, that you called me a w****?"

John: "Hey! Break it up, break it up! There's no need to argue..."

 Chasity: "Yeah, well, at least it's true. You get you're money, by jumping on random guy's laps. Your nothing but a gross, immature, s***."

Rosina: "I swear, if you say one more thing, I'm going to grab that skinny a** of your and shove it up-"

Chasity: *mocking voice* "Hi, my name's Rosina! Rose for shirt... because I think I'm pretty. Like a flower. Duh... and look at my hair! It's SO hot... like, literally. I woo-hoo 10 guys a week without even knowing their names!"

Rosina: "Do I sound like that? No, I don't, you b****! That's it, I'm done with your b******, you're just a little piece of s***, you know that? You ******, ****! I'll *****, and then ******, while-"

Chasity: "What's that? I can't hear you... are you talking to me? I don't understand these words you're saying..."

John: "Okay, really, that's enough."
Rosina: "AHHHHHHH! I'LL KILL YOU!!!! I'LL MURDER YOU IN YOUR SLEEP!"
John: "I SAID THAT'S ENOUGH!!!"

Cameron: "Dude, why'd you have to stop it?! It was getting really good too!"
John: "Cameron, take her to your room. NOW!"
Cameron: "Alright boss."

Cameron: "Come on babe... you need to cool down a bit."
Chasity: "Fine. As long as I'm away from that s***-***."

John: "Rosina. You need to quit it. I'm not sure if you're doing it for the camera's, but your drama and attitude needs to stop."

Rosina: "Pft. She started it."

John: "Just... stay away from her. For at least a couple of days. We don't need any drama in this house."

Calphurnia: "A little too late for that, don't you think?"
John: "Whatever...."

Lyla: "Hey guys! I heard some yelling.... what happened?"
John and Calphurnia: *facepalm*
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Day 15


Chasity: "Things yesterday... got outta hand, to say the least. Between me and Rosina. I shouldn't have even joined in on her mind games, but she got me- she used her annoying, bratty, little brain of hers to get me mad, and I got to say she succeeded. She's just the scum of this Earth... I need to stay away from her. She's throwing me off-game, and I can't quite seem to focus. Was that her original plan, or is she really just a b****y piece of s***?"




*12:09 PM*

Lyla: "Good afternoon, Nwa. You still writing in that thing?"
Nwa: "Yes, in fact I am. I still haven't written all the info I need from the other day in San Aniegos... there's a lot to write when there's two missions."
Lyla: "Yeah, I know. I think it's smart to write down everything you see... I just get too bored if I write for too long! And... speaking of the last missions... in the "Who Said That?" one, I'll be honest with you- I'm the one who said you drank a lot. Please forgive me... it was just something I noticed!"

Nwa: "Oh, that was you?!" *chuckles softly* "Oh, no, that's fine. I did actually drink a lot of wine that night... that's okay. You're just being observant. And that's exactly what I'm doing- being observant, and writing it all down in my Journal."
Lyla: "I guess you're right... but I don't think you're the Mole because you drank a lot!"
Nwa: "Haha, that's good.... what did you and John make?"
Lyla: "Oh, just some Italian Noodles. You should have some. Execution's tonight, and apparently there's no dinner again, says the letter this morning from Grey."
Nwa: "Oh, excellent. Thank you... I think I will."



Rosina: "Hey cutie. Whatcha making me for lunch?"

John: "Rosina, I've already told you this. I'm married, and I have no interest with having an kind of relationship with you. Do you need me to tell it again, but slower?"

Rosina: "Oh, so it's going to be that way, huh? Well, fine. I'll leave you to your lonely, married self. Too bad you won't be getting any of this..." *laughs*





John: "I've really had enough of Rosina. I let her play her little flirting games at first, but now it's just getting tiring. I'm completely and utterly done with her. If she continues to bother me, I'm going to grab her Zebra Outfit and throw her out the Living Room window!!!"





John: "Okay. Great. Bye. And if you want any lunch, it'll be right here."
Rosina: "Thanks, but I don't think I'll have any of your bull**** and ***** food."
John: "..."
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Cameron: "So... you nervous for the Execution tonight?"

Lyla: "Of course I am! I want an Exemption just as much as you... well, maybe not. If your the Mole, then you could care less!"

Cameron: "Haha, well, I assure you I'm not the Mole."
Lyla: "Oh really? Well, then, neither am I!"
Cameron: "Then... does this mean we're in a coaltion?"
Lyla: "Yeah... I guess it does!"

Lyla: "I'm going to be so pissed though if you end up being the Mole. I'm going to be like, 'Man, are you fricken serious?!' "
Cameron: "Same here... but I trust you more than Chasity. I love her and all, but... I just can't trust her. She could just be using me for all I know! But, no one never uses me... I'm more of the 'user'."
Lyla: *rolls eyes*


 Cameron: "I think I can trust Lyla. A lot more than Chasity, anyway. Chasity's just so... I don't know, obvious? That's what makes me think she's the Mole- she's just so obvious, everyone thinks she's NOT the Mole, but she actually is. Very tricky. But not tricky enough for me. For instance, just during the last mission- she refused to even guess at first when Grey asked who said her quote! I mean, who does that?! In one perspective, she's does that type of show-voting all the time. But still. It's getting quite on my nerves. STOP ACTING SO MOLE-ISH, BABE!!!"


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*Quiz Time*
 [Please play this song and then just continue reading]


It is time for the Quiz.
10 Questions about the identity of the Mole.
The player who scores the lowest on the quiz, will be Executed and must leave immediately.

Question Number 1:

Is the Mole, Male or Female?
a. Male
b. Female

2. What kind of massage did the Mole receive at the Spa?
a. Deep Tissue Massage
b. Hot Rock Massage
c. Thai Massage
d. Chocolate Massage


3. In the mission, “Donde Esta Mi Ropa?”, What size was the Mole’s group?
a. 2 People
b. 3 People


4. Does the Mole have a Tattoo?
a. Yes
b. No


5. In the mission, how many articles of clothing did the Mole end up having?
a. 0
b. 2
c. 3
d. 4
e. 6
f. 9

6. In what order did the majority of the Mole's group arrive at the Dinner?
a. First
b. Second
c. The Mole's group did not attend the Dinner

7. What color was the Mole's shirt from the required 3, that they received during the 1st mission?
a. Black
b. Pink
c. Green
d. White
e. Purple
f. The Mole never received a shirt.

8. In the Bonus Mission, "Who Said That?" did the Mole successfully guess the person who said their given quote?
a. Yes
b. No



9. Which quote belongs to the Mole? (that he/she said in their Journal)
a. But I guess if you're smoking hot, then you'll be the one to catch on fire. ;)

b. The other night, at dinner, I noticed that Nwa drank a lot.

c. It's Day 7 in the house, and the last mission was fun for me, but the other people's drawings SUCKED! I mean how do you get watermelon out of a sgwigly line? And then people ALWAYS take the exemtion. Like really, show some BALLS and don't take the exemption. Gosh damn.

d. The other house guests seemed shocked when we arrived in Hillwood. Me- not really. I come here all the time, these people need to get out more.

e. Cameron is such a jerk! He's been flirting outrageously with Chasity. Can't he see how dense she is?

f. I must say Chasity dresses quite provocatively, especially for an artist. Makes me wonder if she's lying about her career.

g. Honestly, who blows up a firework because they don't think it's an item in a game where it's slightly obvious that anything on the beach is an item?!?

h. On the second round JOHN CAUGHT ON FIRE! My god, I was scared for him – he’s such a sweet guy! But he was fine, luckily. Rosina’s remark made me squirm. Disgusting little hoe. Making her moves on another guy. I feel sorry for him – having that stench waft around after him. No deodorant’s gonna get rid of that.



10. Who is, the Mole?
a. John Loupe
b. Nwa Canitia
c. Cameron Cooper
d. Chasity Pendragon
e. Rosina Vallecheto
f. Calphurnia Sheldon
g. Lyla Riggins
h. Nocturne Alley 
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(Execution #6)


Grey: "Welcome players to your second and last Execution in Bridgeport..."

 Grey: "Nocturne, since you hold an Exemption, you are automatically safe. The rest of you... could go home tonight."

Grey: "If the screen is green, you are safe. However, if the screen turns red, you will be Executed, and must grab your bag, follow me to the taxi."

Grey: "Okay, let's begin..."

Grey: "Rosina. Are you ready to see if you made it or not?"
Rosina: "Yes."
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Rosina: *breathes out* "Well, that's a sigh of relief."

Grey: "Lyla- are you ready to see how well you did?"
Lyla: "As ready as I'll ever be, Grey."
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 Lyla: "Thank goodness..."

Grey: "Nwa. Are you ready for the results?"
Nwa: "Yes, Grey."
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 Nwa: "Hm. That's good."

Grey: "Chasity... do you want to see if you made it?"
Chasity: "Yeppers... I do indeed."
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 Chasity: "Oh, thank GOD!"

Grey: "John. Are you ready for your results?"
John: *nods*
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John: "Darn..."
Grey: "John, I'm sorry, but you have been Executed from The Mole."


Grey: "Any last thoughts?"
John: "No, not really... I really thought I had it, because I've been putting in basically the same person for awhile now... unfortunately, I guess that person was not the Mole, and here I am. I had fun though, I wouldn't have spent the summer any other way."

Grey: "Thanks John. It was good to have you on the show. It's too bad that you couldn't have gotten farther, but fate is fate. See you at the Finale!"





Grey: "Good job contestants. You have made it though once again... usually, this would be the moment where I insert some type of advice or motivation, but quite frankly, I got nothing at the moment."

Grey: "With that said... good night contestants. Spend your last night in Bridgeport in joy, because tomorrow morning, you will be driving back to Sunset Valley!"
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(Behind The Scenes... BLOOPER!):
Rosina: "Wait... where the heck am I?!"